In my sixth form we have all received our exam timetables. This of course means that each of us had received a form to inform the exams officer that he has done his job correctly and non of our test clash with each other.
We basically get given a green sheet of paper with an empty box, and in that box we have to write the world nil…
Now surely you’ll be asking, if the sheet was just thrown away then surely the exam officer would just assume that everything was fine with the timetable?
To do so would ensure months of sarcastic taunts and angry notes, life is just easier when you do as the exam officer says.
Unless you’re Jad, the resident Pokemon, who somehow always manages to fail on all three counts. This year she only managed to fail on two, and Jad being Jad could not just write the word nil.
Well of she’s going to risk the wrath of the exams officer, she may as well do it with style!