Comments 22

Writing Erotic For The First [And Probably Only] Time [Contains Content Some May Find Offensive]

Tonight I rang my mother to ask if she would have an issue with me entering an erotic short story competition being run by Ann Summers. Now before I go any further I’m not about to start writing erotica as a regular thing or ever posting any on here, actually if this experience is anything to go by I may never touch the genre again, but a challenge is a challenge and this one included the possibility of prize money. Anyway, I rang my mother and she responded with her typical “no not really”, “it’s not like you’re posting naked pictures of yourself so go for it”. My mother can be surprisingly supportive when I’m not expecting it. She won’t read it of course. That would be way too weird. But she’s willing to support my attempt at trying to write something for a genre I haven’t tried because it involves entering a competition and with competitions come opportunities to progress as a writer.

So what I really need now is to stop giggling. Seriously, in all honesty, I need to stop giggling.

I read the first two hundred words to the boyfriend and could not stop myself from giggling any time anything mildly rude came up. Which in the case of an erotic short story is fairly regularly.

I cannot take myself seriously in this genre. How do erotic novelists do it? How do they read back their own work and not snort themselves silly at every other line.

I mean I’m a grown up, sort of. I’m twenty-one. I’ve have a boyfriend and yes, we have had sex. [Dear God I hope no one under eighteen reads this.] My point is that the idea of writing about sex should not reduce me to a childish heap of nonsense giggling her socks off at the word boob. I should be mature about this…

Yeah… that is easier said than done.

But in the end I have written a first draft. A little over a thousand words so it will need some trimming, but all in all I don’t think it’s too bad. I doubt I’ll write the next Fifty Shades of Gray, but it’s been an interesting experience. Who knows, the judges might even like it. The world can be a crazy place.

Do let me know what your thoughts are, have you ever had to write anything and been unable to take yourself seriously? Or is it just me?

If you’re interested in the competition here’s a link to Helen Yendall’s blog where I found the original post about it. From there you can find the link to the Ann Summer’s site. Deadline is January 23rd.

This entry was posted in: Blog


Carol J Forrester is a writer and a history geek. Her debut collection 'It's All In The Blood' came out November 2019. She has a 2:1 BA degree in history from Bath Spa University, enjoys judo at least twice a week, and tries to attend poetry events around the Midlands when she can. Her flash fiction story ‘Glorious Silence’ was named as River Ram Press’ short story of the month for August 2014 and her short story ‘A Visit From The Fortune Teller’ has been showcased on the literary site Ink Pantry. Her poems ‘Sunsets’ and ‘Clear Out‘ were featured on Eyes Plus Words, and two of her poems were included in the DVerse Poets Pub Publication ‘Chiaroscuro’ which is available for purchase on amazon.Her poem ‘Until The Light Gets In‘ was accepted and published at The Drabble and her poem ‘Newborn’ was published by Ink Sweat & Tears. She has been lucky enough to write guest posts for sites such as Inky Tavern and Song of The Forlorn and has hosted a number of guest bloggers on her site Writing and Works.


  1. Hey, I’m sure you’re probably much better than 50 shades. I mean, it’s probably the worst-written book I’ve ever read. Judging from your language here, you’re already way ahead of the game.
    I’m not sure how they do it either.. my backup plan has always been that if all else fails, I’ll just write some erotica, because it sells well even when it’s really poorly written. But I’m not sure I could be sufficiently serious about it. 😛

    Oh and also: woohoo for cool mums!

    • Definitely woohoo for cool mums.
      I haven’t actually read fifty shades, I have a stack of books to read taller than me, and somehow fifty shades has never made it on there. From the extracts I’ve seen and the reviews I just can’t be bothered to pick it up.

      • That’s probably for the better. I only gor through it because it was the only unread audio book I had and I had a lot of dead time at my summer job.

        • Well my current reading list is limited to university books. I’ve got an essay due in on The South West rebellion in England in 1459 due in next Friday, my dissertation to write and a presentation next Thursday. I have never wanted to read fiction so much as when I don’t have the time to.

Please take the time to tell me what you think, I love receiving feedback. :)

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.